When we were little, my girl friends and I used to have a Stationery Swap Club at school. We'd bring our folders of gorgeous Sanrio stationery and barter while we sat cross-legged in a circle at playtime. I bet I would have a proper giggle if I could go back in time and watch.
...All this just because I used an adjective before the day of the week...
And now I can't remember what I really meant to blog about.
If you really want to know, I've gotten into a general mood in which I've stopped noticing the world and have nothing to share...
So now it behoves me to rely on others for our entertainment. Blackadder to the rescue:
Excerpts from Blackadder season one:
Blackadder: Two horses standing next to each other?
Blackadder: Run away from the hills! If you see hills, run the other way!**********
And a good one from Blackadder II
Right, Baldrick, let's try again, shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, & then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Yes...& no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add two more beans. What does that make?
A very small casserole.
Baldrick, the ape creatures of the
And that one.
Three...& that one. So if I add that one to the three, what will I have?
Yes. To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was something that just happened to other people, wasn't it?
You'd better be in a soundproof box when you watch this:
The printer isn't working, but the mouse is fine: