I was in a briefing today with a consultant who had such a bad lisp that he sounded like he'd just eaten a few crackers and really needed a drink. And my opinion was asked whether to use the word "optimum" or "optimal" in an interview question.
During dinner tonight, I numbed my brain by watching a programme about the over-demonstrative marriages of Bennifer 2, Spederline, Tom-Kat, and the like. It went on to do another episode on celeb pre-nup agreements.
Check this out for an idea:
Ivana Trump got only $2 million a year after her divorce from Donald Trump.
only two million a year
Well, I suppose she needs more because probably just her clothes, hair and makeup cost that much each year.
How would you live if you had 2 mil a year?
What's more, look at the names of Donald's wives:
Go on, who is the odd one out???
I read somewhere that there is a high suicide rate amongst employees of the Disney theme park ride "It's a Small World".
I don't blame them. I was at Disney when it was under construction in 1983, and they were already playing the tune, and even then I was annoyed by it.