My cousin Michelle is the coolest. She put together all the letters of my qualifications and arranged them into a new name for me, or as she said - a nom de plume for if I ever became an author.
BA, PGDip, MPhil became:
Phil Badpig, MP
[Cool, a Member of Parliament too!] However, it's a man's name.
I therefore pose you all a challenge: Who can create another name???